And to think that we didn't even know that there was such a thing as a celebrity walking impression. He's definitely got that Larry David walk down, though!

As a New Year's resolution, Kevin Nealon has taken up meditation. Only for him, the meditating turns into worrying, and he's got quite a lot of fears. Today on Ellen, he explained his "spheres of fear."

The designer drinks Andy made have been a success at the club, and for Mr. Schiff (Richard Dreyfuss). Unfortunately for Nancy though, some reporter is trying to get a book deal writing about Nancy's various journeys through criminal wilderness.

After returning home to Detroit, Nancy finds out that she can't sell hash to kids who just want to dance. Of course, she finds another way to make a living...but nothing is ever easy is it?

That Nancy Botwin is always starting trouble, she's like the seemingly sweet girl in school that your parents inexplicably didn't want you around. At least tonight on Weeds she brought the family to Montana for some fun at the fair.

Things were looking up for the Newmans; Andy got promoted, Nancy found customers, Silas got to be a college kid, and Shane joined the mommies in the park.

Chloe Sevigny turns 35 today. Project Runway winner Christian Siriano is turning 24. Owen Wilson is 41. Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly is turning 39. Former MSNBC anchor Rita Cosby turns 45. Elizabeth Perkins of Weeds is 49. Singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik is 40. Comedian Kevin Nealon is turning 56. The Office's Oscar Nunez is 51. The rapper Fabolous is 32. Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett turns 47. Former Alaska Senator Ted Stevens is turning 86. And former Dynasty star Linda Evans is 67.

A balloongram for John Gotti, and an afternoon with Dan Quayle. Courtesy of Kurt Andersen.

Have you ever wanted to see Slash fight Lily Tomlin over an elephant? You're in luck!