The KitH miniseries Death Comes to Town has everything you'd expect from a primetime soap: death, sex, high tension, and trannies. If As The World Turns had taken a few tips from Scott Thompson they might not have been canceled.

1/28 — Saw KEVIN MCDONALD (Kids in the Hall, fool!) at the Arclight on Sunset. He was wearing jeans and T-shirt, and fiddling on his phone. Looking kind of old, but I guess he sort of is? I didn't rush up to him and ask for a Sir Simon impression, just gazed adoringly from afar. No one else seemed to notice, but maybe they're just not into Canadian sketch comedy. Their loss, though, amirite? [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]