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Heidi Montag's New Song Is the Apotheosis of Gross

Maureen O'Connor · 01/13/10 07:46AM

"Eat my panties off me," Mrs. Pratt rhythmically coos. Vogue threatens Anna Wintour's town car, Elin Nordegren invests in another house, Ryan Seacrest cries over Simon. Come, plumb the depths of Wednesday's gossip.