Thieves snuck into an industrial truck parking lot in Scotland around 2:30 a.m. Thursday, targeting a huge semi-trailer that contained nine metric tons of Kelloggs’s cereal bars. They stole the whole damn thing, worth nearly $70,000.

From Kellogg's cereal, to SpaghettiOs, to Toyota/Lexus—ah, Toyota/Lexus!—and more, corporations have been issuing an abnormal amount of recall notices lately. Luckily for us, Lewis Black visited The Daily Show tonight to break it all down... hilariously. Video inside.

Nothing like waking up to a horrible smell that makes you barf in the morning. Kellogg's has recalled 28 million boxes of Apple Jacks, Corn Pops, Froot Loops and Honey Smacks because they stink.

Back in the 1930s and 40s, Kellogg's cereal was a steamroller. It didn't have all types of boutique designer cereals to compete against, so you were damn well going to eat it. And Kellogg's wasn't shy in positioning itself. It's not just something you consume; its products will cure constipation, calm your nerves, and give your man the PEP he needs to do you all night long, baby. Not to mention: single-serving Kellogg's boxes defeated Hitler. All that, and a 13-year-old girl in—I'm sorry—ugly clothes, after the jump.