Today at Gawker.TV, Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet perform a musical number, Ed Helms does Tom Brokaw, Lil' Wayne can bowl, and watch the Today Show anchors lose their cool while sexually-charged animals climb all over them.

Well okay, then! Last night on How I Met Your Mother, we're (pretty sure) that the show's biggest mystery was finally solved. But first, let's take a look at Katy Perry's stint on the show.

Eva Longoria rebounds with a pierced pop star. Lindsay Lohan still on the hook for grand theft. Holly Madison gets $30,000 to sit next to a rich guy. Bieber's secret alias is Chandler Bing. Tuesday gossip blows everyone's covers.

Last night Fox tried to indoctrinate the half-drunk, post-Super Bowl audience with a random grab bag of jazz hands and pop confections called Glee. We hope they tuned in to have some of their questions about this phenomenon answered, but there is one question that Glee can't seem to answer these days: Why?

Today at Gawker.TV, Fox and Friends is up in arms over a British Superman, Adam Scott hates working with attractive people, Katy Perry promotes her appearance on HIMYM, and Justin Bieber says the word "like" like, a lot.

Katy Perry will guest star on How I Met Your Mother next week—just in case you hadn't already heard. She's rumored to play a love interest of Ted's, yet in all of the publicity stills is with NPH.

Kacey Jordan fondly recalls the green crack pipe Charlie sucked before yesterday's hospitalization. Jesse James plans a trip to Israel. Katy Perry's diet "absolutely sucks." Leonardo DiCaprio whips his hair back and forth. TGIFriday gossip.

Pop star Katy Perry swung through Facebook's headquarters for a visit. What did she do there? Pose with employees, eat at the cafeteria, and not much else as far as we can tell. But it looked fun for the employees!

He's baaaaack, thanks to TLC. Also today: everyone's favorite dreamvamp gets his ears lowered, bad news for Paula Abdul, good news for Katy Perry (which is bad news for us), and a misguided NBC show moves ahead.

Russell Brand is in trouble! Marc Anthony is in debt! Brad Pitt is in the hospital! (Not for anything serious... unless you consider charity serious, which I do.) Friday's gossip is ringing in the new year!

The Betty Ford Clinic staffer who said Lindsay attacked her sells her story and gets fired. Katy Perry does "magic tricks" in bed. Heidi Montag shows plastic surgery scars. Justin Bieber pines for facial hair. Wednesday gossip gets rich quick.

[Katy Perry stumbles out of The Roxy with upskirt photo aficionado Perez Hilton. Apparently he can make his signature semen drizzles appear on actual people's faces in real life, unless that is a snowflake? Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Today on Ellen, Katy Perry admitted that she's in the process of changing her last name to Brand. She also responded to Helen Mirren's publicized crush on Russell saying "she needs to step off my man" and talked about cats.

Paparazzi terrorize Britney, who just wants to shop. 12-year-old Jaden Smith gets his first bodyguard. Lindsay Lohan's driving privileges are restored. Milli Vanilli star works on weird comeback. Wednesday gossip makes a list and checks it twice.

Today at Gawker.TV, Katy Perry's boobs make an appearance on a bizarro-world episode of The Simpsons, the best celebrity Larry King impressions, The Soup celebrates 300 episodes, The Walking Dead finale, and Andy Samberg and Martha cook in snow parkas.

[Katy Perry, the answer to the question "Whatever happened to all the bad Punky Brewster impersonators?," at the KISS FM Jingle Ball in LA this weekend. Photo via Splash]

After toddlers were devastated by the news that Katy Perry and her ample bosom wouldn't air as part of Sesame Street, The Simpsons thankfully jumped in with a muppet bailout. Check out the corny, christmasey goodness inside.

Tonight, America's annual celebration of fluffy wings and rail-thin supermodels—aka the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show—aired. And while Victoria's "Angels" headlined the event, Katy Perry put forth her best effort with a, uh, voluptuous performance of "Firework." Watch inside.

Angelina Jolie does not enjoy our colonial holiday. Lindsay Lohan is spending Thanksgiving with a bad influence. Cameron Diaz and A-Rod are back on. Billy Joel is recovering. Wesley Snipes is appealing. Thursday's gossip is making pies with its mother.