In general, real estate listings traffic in the hyperbolic. Views aren't nice or tolerable, they're spectacular and expansive. A neighborhood isn't simply a nice place to live but the most exclusive, the hottest, or the most peaceful. But rarely does shilling of real estate agents become transcendent. And when it does, as it does in this LOHO listing, the opportunity shouldn't be missed to celebrate the poetry in the pedestrian, the arias of areas and the doggerel of realtors.