Hey, sorry! Maybe you didn't see Project Runway yet last night on Bravo. If so, we will put a bunch of words here so this doesn't show up on your RSS feed and spoil your Tivo'd episode. La la la. Okay, SO!

Last night on Bravo's "Project Runway," that good-looking guy who is ripped announced he is HIV positive; that petite gay guy with the distressed hair and the attitude said he thought Asians were fierce (which they are but that is still dumb to say) and the second cutest girl got eliminated. (The first-cutest girl was kicked off in the first episode.) It is a bummer now to have lost Carmen an ex-model.

After years of some of our least favorite stories, Times Style-boy Allen Salkin has redeemed himself by introducing us to Bella Sara, "an imaginative, joyful world of horses, where every girl is special and uniquely beautiful"—from the creators of Magic the Gathering and Pokémon. It's literally just what I've been waiting for ever since my mom threw away all my Spawn pogs!

The other day we went to American Ballet Theater at City Center. Jorma Elo's "C. to C.," set to Philip Glass's A Musical Portrait of Chuck Close, premiered on October 27th and is probs the best dance piece we've seen in years. Principal Marcelo Gomes (pictured!), so masculine yet sensitive! Julie Kent, such a cougar! Misty Copeland, vastly underrated soloist who should have been made a principal a long time ago.