Sex tapes: Not just for D-list celebrities anymore! Puerto Rican drug lord Junior Capsula (real name: Jose Figueroa Agosto) has one featuring multiple women, and it's "selling like hotcakes" in the Dominican Republic. Guanabee put together a PG clip:

Alleged drug lord Jose Figueroa Agosto was arrested yesterday in Puerto Rico, ending a 10-year manhunt and, like fellow smuggler Christopher "Dudus" Coke, Figueroa was arrested wearing a wig. He previously escaped from prison four years into a 209-year sentence.