Two men have been charged with raping a 16-year-old girl during a Halloween party last month at the off-campus residence for Johns Hopkins University's Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter. The suspects allegedly assaulted the teenager in one of the fraternity's bathrooms.

Johns Hopkins, one of the world's leading research universities, has apparently been skinning rat penises, pissing off PETA and Ron Jeremy, who has been citing his own penis in an effort to shut the experiments down.

That's what doctors would like to know.

A Johns Hopkins student used a Samurai sword to kill an alleged home burglar.