• Joe Roth, the Hollywood producer and former head of Twentieth Century Fox and Walt Disney Studios, has put his four-bedroom apartment at One Beacon Court on the market. The 3,779-square-foot spread, which Roth purchased for $13 million in 2006, is currently listed for $21.7 million with Corcoran's Deborah Grubman and Carol Cohen. [Cityfile, Corcoran]
• In related news, Johnny Damon's former apartment at One Beacon Court is up for sale, too. The baseball player and his wife sold the 39th-floor pad three years ago for $8 million. Now the 2,100-square-foot apartment is back on the market, this time with a listing price of $8.9 million. [Cityfile, Sotheby's]

Model and MTV host Alexa Chung turns 26 today. Yankees star Johnny Damon has two reasons to celebrate today: The Yankees won the World Series last night, of course; and it's also Damon's 36th birthday today. Ryan Adams is turning 35 today. Bryan Adams is turning 50. (Confusing!) Tilda Swinton is 49. Economist Jeffrey Sachs is turning 55. Actress Tatum O'Neal is 46. Folk legend Art Garfunkel turns 68. Famke Janssen is 44. Actor Sam Rockwell is turning 41. Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers is 22. And Kris Jenner, the woman to blame for creating all those Kardashian girls, turns 54 today.

Ryan Adams turns 34 today. Yankee Johnny Damon is 35. Celebrity economist Jeffrey Sachs is celebrating his 54th. Art Garfunkel is turning 67. Actress Tatum O'Neal is 45. Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers turns 21. Famke Janssen is 43. Author Joyce Maynard is 55. Actress Tilda Swinton is turning 48. Sam Rockwell is 40. And Kris Jenner, the woman who you can thank for bringing Kim Kardashian into this world, is 53.

Damon went from being loathed to loved by New York fans during his four years as a Yankee, helping lead the team to a 2009 World Series Championship. He has since relocated from Detroit to Tampa.

You've got to hand it to hottie Johnny Damon — yesterday's Post photoillustration be damned, the man is in fact pulling off the short-hair-and-no-beard look with a delicious level of sexy fuckability.

We don't particularly adore baseball, nor will we feign to have more than a purely infantile understanding of this whole Johnny Damon playing for the Yankees thing (we leave that business to our Creatine-snorting brother at Deadspin). But when the back cover of the Post juxtaposes a picture of a man before and after his team-mandated cut and shave, we can comprehend what this all means: Steinbrenner took a man who was hotter than Jesus himself and fucking ruined him right before the big guy's birthday. For once, we're siding with Boston: The Yankees are pure evil.