Here's a trailer for Jack Goes Boating, Phillip Seymour Hoffman's directorial debut, based on the Off-Broadway play he starred in a few years ago. It could also be called Sad, Lost Losers In Love.

Dustin Hoffman's starring in the Deadwood guy's new series. The Dancing with the Stars cast is out. Everyone's partying at the Oscars. The UN pitches movies. Welcome to the roundup, care for a cookie? Too bad. We don't have any.