Despite a confession and DNA evidence, nude housekeeper Thomas Cordero was acquitted yesterday of the 2001 murder of John Conley, who had hired Cordero on Rentboy.com to clean his Bronx home. Cordero said he'll find a new profession. [NYDN]

Sometime nude housekeeper Thomas Cordero is on trial for the murder of paralegal John Conley. Cordero claims he killed Conley in self-defense; Conley, he says, attacked "because I have a nice ass." So hard to find good help these days.