What else? Joe Francis might have had something to do with Tila Tequila/Casey Johnson. Angelie Jolie's latest production: Salt-y. Artie Lange has a gig, Lydia Hearst has a mans, Patti Smith's still punk. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup:

In case you needed some inducement to visit Joel Warren and Edward Tricomi's new 6,100-square-foot hair salon at the Plaza, they'll be offering concierge services as well as the usual styling and coloring: "If you can imagine it, we can arrange it," Warren says, "if it's legal…and even if it's not!" [Style.com]