Today at Gawker.TV, Danielle Staub tells the Early Show she's ready to fly solo, Joe Biden appeared on the Colbert Report, Tyra Banks' ANTM is back, and apparently Elijah Wood was the DJ at Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin's wedding.

Only Colbert begins an interview with the Vice President by asking "How does it feel to be the second most important man in America—do you ever get jealous of me?" Biden talks Iraq, the troops, and more, inside.

Vice President Joe Biden's motorcade is famous for leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. Seems the Biden curse applies to Air Force Two as well: Biden's jet damaged a small plane on a Long Island tarmac today.

During Vice President Joe Biden's interview, Elisabeth Hasselbeck brought up his use of the F-word after signing the health care bill. While some politicians may have been squirmed, Biden graciously handled the topic and managed to make us laugh.

Snooki's about to get a lot more boring. Spencer Pratt spent seven grand on strippers. Lady Gaga wears another outrageous outfit! Joe Biden meets a guy in an Obama mask. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is undiscovered country. Let's explore.

What's Joe Biden doing right now? He and Jill Biden are taking in some sun at Cryder Beach in Southampton, according to a tipster who generously sent along a few photos of the shirtless Vice President under a beach umbrella.

Joe Biden's motorcade is always getting in accidents. Yesterday's—at least the fourth or fifth—occurred when a couple of NYPD motorcycle units escorting Biden got into a minor crash. Everyone's okay! But never get near Biden's limo.

Here's the new hot 'n' sexy 36-year-old senator from West Virginia, Carte Goodwin, getting the ol' "swear-in and back slap" from Joe Biden. And immediately afterward, Goodwin broke a Republican filibuster over extending unemployment benefits! When can he be president?

Smooth talking VP Joe Biden is in Iraq today, hoping to settle a months-long political dispute among the country's leaders.

Joe Biden at a frozen custard store: What could go wrong? Somehow, Biden kept his fingers out of the big vat of custard, but he ended up calling the manager a "smartass" after he told him to lower taxes. Another instance of the Obama administration's anti-custard rhetoric? No. They were just joking.

General Stanley McChrystal, commander of US and NATO forces in Afghanistan, along with aides in an upcoming Rolling Stone profile blasts senior Obama administration officials, like Vice President Joe Biden: "Biden? Did you say: Bite me?" Update: Story is online.

Incredibly narrow, self-centered Washington socialite Sally Quinn still has access to the Washington Post publishing system, apparently, and has tricked an editor into running her latest stupid, hilarious column: why Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton should (and will) switch jobs.

[Joe Biden watches this morning's World Cup opening match between host South Africa and Mexico from his VIP booth, trying to figure out what the hell this "soccer" nonsense is anyway. Image via AP.]

The release of those comical pictures of White House reporters having Super Soaker fights with White House employees at Joe Biden's mansion this past weekend has launched a raging ethical debate.

God, what we would give to be Rahm Emanuel and Joe Biden. Not because of their jobs, which seem super stressful. But while we were working, they had an awesome squirt gun fight. More summer-fun pics inside.

[Our most gullible vice president, Joe Biden, forked over big bucks today for a bridge in Brooklyn. OK, he was actually kicking off a $500 million renovation project of the famous landmark. So, same thing. Image via Getty]

How rich is the president? Thanks to financial disclosure forms we know the answer: Very rich. Obama is worth as much as $23 million. His dog is valued at $1,600. Biden is worth a sawbuck and a buffalo nickel.

Beau Biden, the vice president's 41 year-old son and the Attorney General of Delaware, is in the hospital. For some reason. The White House just released the following mysterious statement (Updated below):

Yesterday, Senator Carl Levin said "shitty deal" twelve times on TV. Last month, Joe Biden said "big fucking deal" to the President. So many curses! When do you use which? And will I go to hell for saying "fuck"?

Last week, Burger King began testing a new brunch menu. On Friday, people paid $250 to hear Joe Biden speak at a brunch fundraiser. Today, socialite person Julia Allison ate two back-to-back brunches. Let's talk about the problem of brunch.