Kimora Lee gets uncomfortably honest about weight loss. Jessica Simpson uses her boobs to get out of parking tickets. 94-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor may be a mother again. TGIFriday gossip.
It's true. We know where and when the amazing ceremony will be. Will you be invited?? Sit by your mailbox and wait! Also today: Miley Cyrus dares to be a teenager, Sandra Bullock is accosted, and Bristol Palin news.
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry split. Chelsea Handler has a sex tape. Johnny Weir and Evan Lysacek are at war. Lance Armstrong's unborn baby has a Twitter account. A topless bong pic causes controversy. Saturday's gossip roundup is making waves.
Country music legend/plastic doll Dolly Parton turns 64 today. Chef and TV personality Paula Deen is turning 63. Drea de Matteo (The Sopranos) is 38. Katey Sagal (Married with Children) is 56. Investigative TV journalist Martin Bashir is turning 47. Investing legend Peter Lynch turns 66. Photographer Cindy Sherman is turning 56. Eric Mangini, the former coach of the Jets, is 39. Former Knicks coach Jeff Van Gundy is 48. Comedian Shawn Wayans turns 39. Former Full House cast member Jodie Sweetin is turning 28. And Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson celebrates her 18th birthday today.
As we mentioned yesterday, the cover of the current issue of People magazine bears the image of Jodie Sweetin—famous for being a former meth addict, star of Full House, and host of a waist-down exotic dancing competition, in that order—holding proof positive of a God that believes in second chances: Zoie, her 7-week-old baby daughter. (Who, contrary to an erroneous rumor floating around the internet, was not named for a two-headed pygmy rabbit who'd frequently appear after several sleepless nights on the pipe, offering Sweetin companionship and life coaching whenever it could.)
· A bikini-assisted appearance on E! continues to propel once-forgotten Full House middle child Jodie Sweeten up the horny websearch charts.
· Dude—Snapes on a Plane!
· The way to an Academy member's voting heart is almost certainly through his perforated liver.
· The Smoking Gun guys are definitely keeping themselves busy today.
· Today's most-emailed question: Why is a search for Jodie Sweetin (you know, the middle child on Full House) the third-ranked query on MSN today? (Scroll to bottom right of the page.) Answer: We have no f'ing clue. Please enlighten us.
· To be perfectly honest, she kind of sounds like the ideal housemate.
· If you show up to photograph an event, and you don't recognize anyone who strolls across the red carpet, did that carpet ever really unfurl?
· You can pay porn stars a lot of money to have sex with you? Who knew?
· Ryan Phillippe was voted Hollywood's hottest dad, but Ken Sunshine might demand a do-over given Affleck's big news today.
· We really hope that you haven't been missing out on the brilliant death-throes of our talented friend over at Oddjack. Stop by and pour out a little liquor for AJ's scorched bit of blog-earth while perusing this post on the odds of a Simpson-Lachey reunion.
