When a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses showed up at YouTuber hitmn92's front door carrying copies of the New World Translation, he knew "clean the house day" was about to be rudely interrupted.

After the Internet came across an anti-masturbation video produced by Jehovah's Witnesses specifically for the hard of hearing, it was only a matter of time until someone mashed it up with R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)."

In a a recent interview with The Guardian, recovering sex-demon-turned-devout-Jehovah's Witness Prince said, "It's fun being in Islamic countries, to know there's only one religion. There's order. You wear a burqa. There's no choice. People are happy with that."