Besides being an SNL cast member & movie star (Hall Pass, featuring him in his first starring role, debuts today), Jason Sudeikis is a frequent performer at the Upright Citizen's Brigade's ASSCAT 3000 improv show.

Paris Hilton gets busted for pot in Corisca. US Weekly paid a lot of money for their Bristol/Levi exclusive. Lindsay Lohan: Going to jail. Wesley Snipes: Also going to jail. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is filled with crime and punishment.