In this animated holiday short, two great comedic minds combine to perform "Peace on Earth" and "Little Drummer Boy." We can't help but wonder if Jason Segel and Jack Black are truly neighbors in real life, too!

When a friend downtown texts with a Woody Allen sighting, the gang decides that a "true New Yorker" wouldn't care. This spawns a discussion about which public transportation system is fastest and inspires an episode-long race through Manhattan.

Robin pined for an ex-boyfriend the audience has forgotten about, NPH was underutilized, Ted waxed pretentious-sophical for 18 minutes, Lilly kept saying the word "poop," but at least Marshall was wearing a Dr. Seuss hat and laying down the funk...

He's going to war. Z war! Also today: that Barefoot Bandit kid gets his own feature film written by a hottie boombalottie, old grampa Disney needs some help from its hip and popular grandkid, and some Dragon Tattoo casting news.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bethenny Frankel pees in a trash can, Jason Segel hits on Hoda Kotb, Futurama's pride parade, and Greg Kelly of Good Day New York asks Colin Quinn what their deceased friend is up to.

It's no secret that Jason Segel is on a rabid press tour for Despicable Me. He was interviewed by a little kid and married a couple on the Tonight Show—but we think he saved the best for last.

A couple tracked down Jason Segel, an ordained minster, by placing fliers all over his neighborhood. Once he got in contact with the couple, he realized how in love they were, and agreed to marry them on The Tonight Show.

Today at Gawker.TV, the Real World's latest cast includes an emotional-yet-homophobic skater bro, Stephen Colbert solves the mystery of King Tut's missing unit, how to take an icing like a real bro, and Jason Segel gets interviewed by a 10-year-old.

This fun little interview with Jason Segel and Lucy, who's ten, is a combination of adorably cute and funny. Watch her ask the hard questions—from his recent remarks about HIMYM to his relationship with Paul Rudd.

As predictable as it was, last night's season finale of HIMYM tied up its 5th season as well as anyone could expect. Marshall and Lilly are hoppin' on the baby train, Don's leaving for Chicago, and Ted went blond.

By trying to bring in some top-notch directing talent! Also today: a new movie about butter finds its cast, more new shows from the Syfy channel, Paula Abdul has been located and is receiving care, and Muppets.

Today at Gawker.TV, we point out the mistakes in "Up in the Air," Anthony Bourdain's a hypocrite about food bloggers, Stephen Colbert draws attention to Obama's recent balls-of-courage, and Andy Richter finally speaks about NBC and the Late Night wars.

J. Lo may have guest starred on last night's HIMYM, but what is everybody talking about? It's Jason Segel's musical performance. The smooth melody of raucous bedroom carnality sprang through his voice in an exciting vibrato... but at what cost?

How I Met Your Mother focused around Barney's Perfect Week: going home with a girl seven nights in a row. Sportscaster Jim Nantz helped narrate the story, while Yankee Nick Swisher stands in Barney's way of clinching his number seven.

CBS promised a whole generation of theater nerds, internet dweebs, and pop culture dorks an "all dancing, all singing" episode of How I Met Your Mother. If you don't believe anybody got ripped off, this post will prove you wrong.

And our question is, 'Will it work?' Neil Patrick Harris, fresh from his June hosting duties on The 63rd Annual Tony Awards will be featured singing about the only thing his character, Barney Stinson, loves more than women: suits.

Today at Gawker.TV, the cast of Jersey Shore sullies the story of the First Christmas by reenacting it themselves, Jason Segel's puppet-centric Rock Opera, MTV's Teen Mom, and a bastardized new version of Let's Make a Deal.

Some of us forgot Sarah Marshall (See what I did there?), but those that refused forgetfulness lauded over Jason Segel's Dracula's Lament. Much like a vampire, Segel's puppet driven rock opera lives beyond expectation on Craig Ferguson's 1000th episode.

• Mischa Barton went to see "Tosca" at the Metropolitan Opera the other night. Naturally, when she showed up and saw a red carpet, she started walking it... until she realized it was for the screening of Michael Moore's new documentary at Alice Tully Hall. It was then that the light bulb went on and she ran across the street. Pull it together, woman! [P6]
• Jessica Simpson can't catch a break. Tony Romo ditched her; her dog got snatched by a coyote; her friends keep dishing to the media; and now her ex, Nick Lachey, appears to be reuniting with his ex, Vanessa Minnillo. Poor Jess. [E!]
• Tyra Banks appeared on Larry King Live last night and talked about how she dealt with packing on some lbs (again), her real hair (again), and how she loves being naked (unless the lighting in the dressing room sucks). [CNN, ET]

Tyra lets it hang out. Paparazzi want to hang Tom and Gisele out for an alleged shooting. And Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr are hanging out with a new baby. Welcome to your Wednesday morning gossip roundup!