Billy Ray Cyrus says "there's no doubt" his family is under attack from Satan. LiLo spent Valentine's Day with SamRo. January Jones only feels safe when photographers are near. Tuesday gossip sins.

Here's a trailer for this summer's X-Men prequel (sort of?), X-Men: First Class, about what went down when Professor X and Magneto first got together and built their mutant school and stuff. It looks surprisingly good?

Elton John debuts his surrogate-born baby. Christina Hendricks lost an $850,000 diamond bauble. Christina Aguilera picks a catfight with a co-star. Octomom makes her fetish film debut. Tuesday gossip is miraculous.

[January Jones in Hollywood with her dog. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

Everyone has them: the actress who appears on screen and immediately creates a feeling of repulsion. You hate her vehemently, but can't explain why. Which actress tops your list, and just why does this phenomenon exist?

Mad Men star January Jones has landed a new gig. She's been hired as the new "face of Versace." For it she will just have sit there and look pretty while wearing expensive dresses. Play to your strengths, Jan.

Tonight, Season 4 of Mad Men came to a close and instead of ending with the pain and misery that was hinted at nearly every week, we got something rather different, something kinda close to happy. What's going on?

Today at Gawker.TV, Victoria Beckham admits to primping her pooch's toes, Kate Walsh wears a dress full of sushi, January Jones is a Michael Kors-copycat, the return of Always Sunny, and the worst names for television series of all time.

Fashion Week may have ended today, but the fashion fun has only just begun. That's because it's time for another of our commenter live blogs of Project Runway, and everyone has a ticket to participate. Join us!

[January Jones has finally escaped Mad Men's mid-century drag, only to be forced into the apparel of a go-go Florence Nightingale of the Swiss Alps for X-Men: First Class. Her stunt double, seen here, follows suit. Image via INF]

America's trashiest magazine collides with Snooki's allegedly abusive, fame-seeking boyfriend. Paris Hilton is "not worried" about her cocaine arrest. Kim Kardashian sees her sister's vagina and likes it. Naya Rivera definitely egged Mark Salling's car. Monday gossip is a mess.

Welcome to the Emmy Awards red carpet, where the stars of the small screen strut in clothes that cost more than your car does, and jewelry that costs more than your house. Let's see how they looked.

Tonight's episode of Mad Men was about a lot of people coming to grips with things that they don't want to acknowledge. As we've seen before, the world is moving forward and it can't be stopped.

["Mad Men" sayer of lines January Jones walking in the South-of-Houston section of New York; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Today at Gawker.TV, Steve Carell teases Anchorman 2, Christina Hendricks is an object of lady-lust, January Jones thinks Betty Draper is a bad mother, and Ted Danson gripes about how Larry David won't cast him again on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Paris Hilton gets busted for pot in Corisca. US Weekly paid a lot of money for their Bristol/Levi exclusive. Lindsay Lohan: Going to jail. Wesley Snipes: Also going to jail. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is filled with crime and punishment.

The latest issue of Interview magazine features 10-year-old actress Keirnan Shipka who plays Sally Draper on Mad Men dressed up like an Upper East Side dowager four times her age. We knew Betty was a bad mother, but damn.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green's second engagement is off to a rocky start. Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus get new tattoos. Farrah Fawcett's ghost barges in on Tori Spelling's psychic reading. Thursday gossip has no manners.

January Jones' version of her strange car crash doesn't add up. Neither does Jodie Foster's version of her boy-hitting episode. Who's Tiger Woods' new blonde? Lady Gaga Sparks Mets Apology to Jerry Seinfeld. Saturday Gossip Roundup is an amateur detective.

[The day after a multi-car accident—and amid reports that she was drinking and driving with Bobby Flay—Mad Men actress January Jones (center) hides among the tie-dyed masses. Hey, is that a hickey? Image via X-17 Agency.]