A janitor at a middle school in the Murray Hill neighborhood of New York was caught on the roof of the school masturbating to the view of a neighboring building where women were getting dressed in the morning. The New York Post photographed the man early Tuesday morning.
The Way We Live Now: writing so many checks we get carpal tunnel syndrome! Counting so much money our finger nerves are permanently damaged! And also working two jobs, one of which is "janitor." The other is also "janitor."