The Wall Street Journal has again published the insane complaints of clueless rich people. This time, Fed chair Janet Yellen's neighbors are upset about her security guards' "doughnut bellies."

Janet Yellen, President Obama's nominee to lead the Federal Reserve, is a vastly wealthy multimillionaire—which is standard, because only those fully insulated from the effects of economic policies are allowed to make economic policies. Let's look at Janet Yellen's personal accounts, shall we?

President Obama will nominate Janet L. Yellen as chairwoman of the Federal Reserve today, according to White House officials. If her nomination is confirmed by the Senate, Yellen would be the first woman to lead the world's most powerful central bank.