Today has been an especially Justin Bieber-filled day, and here is one more reason why. Even James Earl Jones has Bieber Fever! His velvety voice does the "Baby" lyrics proud. Beware, the apocalypse is nigh.

On the 4th hour of Today, the cameras caught James Earl Jones looking bored as hell when he was unexpectedly panned to him during the segment before his interview. Don't worry, James—most feel the same way you do.

Quick, somebody get Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh on the phone, because not only is our Muslim-communist Dear Leader taking over all of American industry, he's also dishing out Academy Awards!

Darth Vader no fan of Paul Giamatti's whisper-acting. [USA Today]

Seeing as we could very well have a black president soon, curious patriots are tilling through the earth of our history, trying to divine some clues from the past as to what that could mean for America. We, on the other hand, just Googled "black presidents in movies." The Onion recently ran one of their jokey-jokey op eds on the subject, and NPR even covered it over a a year ago. What lessons can we learn from our celluloid brothers-in-chief? What can we expect when we're expecting a black president?

Vanity Fair's Nina Munk is following the AOL/TW saga in preparation for a book. If it's optioned for film, Munk's casting choices are as follows: "Peter Gallagher as Bob Pittman; Burt Reynolds as Ted Turner; Dustin Hoffman as Gerald Levin; James Earl Jones as Richard Parsons; and either Michael Douglas or Kiefer Sutherland (with his hair darkened, presumably) as Steve Case."
Eyeing media [IWantMedia]