Countess LuAnn Behaves Badly in Public, Solidifies Stereotypes of Real Housewives Brian Moylan · 03/15/10 04:24PM LuAnn, the Countess of Crackerjacks, may have written the book on etiquette, but she was behaving disgracefully at a party this weekend. Do we really expect any of the Housewives to behave like real ladies? Dirty details inside.