Teen Jokes About His Drunken Hit-and-Run on Facebook, Gets Busted by Cops Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/03/13 06:45PM Returning to his Astoria, Oregon, home after a busy day of driving drunk, sideswiping cars, and fleeing the scene, 18-year-old Jacob Cox-Brown couldn't wait to let all his Facebook friends know what he'd been up to.