Disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff knows a thing or two about political corruption and lobbying. And in his new book "Capitol Punishment: The Hard Truth About Washington Corruption From America's Most Notorious Lobbyist," he has a few ideas on how to fix the system:

The birther website World Net Daily might have gotten the publishing rights to Jack Abramoff's forthcoming memoir, but Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller gets to host the book party.

Washington's most famously corrupt (former) mega-lobbyist, Jack Abramoff, is gradually re-entering the public following his prison sentence. Last we checked in, he was on work-release at a Baltimore pizza place, and now he's on Facebook. We're still awaiting friendship confirmation.

Disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff spent 43 months in prison thanks to his unbelievable network of congressional corruption. And now he's got a "fresh start" at a kosher pizza restaurant in Baltimore! Dibs on the movie option. [Baltimore Jewish Times, via]

Incredibly corrupt former Republican mega-lobbyist Jack Abramoff, imprisoned for ripping off Indian casinos and bribing congressmen, has been transferred to a halfway house. He's scheduled for full release December 4, just in time for Washington agencies' lovely holiday parties!

Last night, Rachel Maddow and J.D. "I guess you could marry your horse" Hayworth faced off. Hayworth's strategy was to basically deny everything Maddow said about him. But everything he said, basically, was a lie. BREAKING: Politicians are liars.

Will Fox News chyron errors ever cease to humorous? Arizona's J.D. Hayworth saw his political career go down in Abramoff-fueled flames. Now Fox thinks he is a woman. Read on if you like typo screengrabs. You know who you are.

Famous actor Kevin Spacey is going to prison! To... interview criminal lobbyist Jack Abramoff. For an upcoming film. A film that sounds just weird.

Former General Services Administration chief of staff David Safavian was just convicted of obstruction of justice for lying to federal investigators about a 2002 golf trip financed by disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff (pictured, above)!