The Garden State is one step closer to sewing up the title of Most Awesomest Hudson River state. The Asbury Park Press reports that a four-point buck, demanding his right to an equal education and his very own fifteen minutes, broke through a double-paned window yesterday to join Lloyd Road Elementary's fifth-grade vocabulary lesson. Even when school officials put the whole place on lockdown because of one disoriented deer, the kids stayed calm, to their credit. The same can't be said for their school nurse. "When he saw me, he started climbing in," [Rosalie] Preuss told the New York Times. "I thought he'd back up, but he started coming forward, so I shut the door and went, 'Eek! Eek!'" Oh Nurse Preuss, you're the best; Hump Day thanks you for your service.