[Isla Fisher filming Confessions of a Shopaholic in New York today; image via WENN]

What would happen if The Devil Wears Prada knocked up Sex and The City: The Movie and they had five kids? Besides the birth of our worst nightmare, that is? Well, Disney's upcoming Confessions of a Shopaholic franchise will be sashaying from its likely pink carpet premiere to a theater near you (sorry) next Valentine's Day. The British books, penned by Sophie Kinsella, starred a clumsy heroine who manages to be even less likable than Bridget Jones. Pictures from the set of the film have just starting rolling in, and while we want to believe Isla Fisher can save the movies from being chick flick throwaways, the sight of her in this over-the-top (even for the Brits) bridesmaid dress doesn't exactly put our minds at ease. [Just Jared]

Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen had a bouncing baby...um...baby. (Reports are still sketchy.) We've shelved the Borat jokes, so guess it's time to break out the Bruno ones! Here's hoping the little one doesn't grow up to be a Scheißendummführer, and if it's a boy, winds up with a large schwanzenstück like his father. [People]

Sacha Baron Cohen and fiancée Isla Fisher to spawn mini-Borats. [People]

In addition to taking advantage of IMDb's "Publicity Photos" feature to give your career that extra little push in the right direction, Defamer also recommends that you date Ali G and play a frequently unclothed nymphomaniac opposite Vince Vaughn in a hit comedy.