Eight-year-old Ashley Taylor's Mandeville, Louisiana, home was in the path of Hurricane Isaac, so her dad, Greg, sent her and the rest of the family to Alabama for safekeeping.

Gay porn personality and CNN's hottest citizen reporter Sean Loftis (better known to our blind, hairy-palmed readers as Collin O'Neal) has been fired from his teaching job in Florida because of his adult video past. And now he's back to making porn again!

It wouldn't be August without a monster attack, so we're going to try to invent one. Just what is this flying beast attacking passengers on a flight from Madison, Wisconsin, to Atlanta? No one knows!

Our favorite lieutenant in CNN's citizen iReport army, gay porn star Collin O'Neal, sent the network a bunch of pictures from his working vacation in Australia. Which one did the editors put on their homepage today? Not this topless one!

Yesterday we alerted you to Collin O'Neal CNN iReport's gay porn reporter. He got a lot of negative attention for the clip, and so did we. From whom? The gays! You people need to calm down.

Click to viewCNN's iReport loves their citizen journalists so much, they don't even care if they are gay porn stars, like this one, who took time off from an adult video shoot to film this report about flooding in South Florida.

Remember that guy you hate, Rick "Domain King" Schwartz? He sold iReport.com to CNN for $750,000 earlier this month. Well, the feeling's not mutual. He doesn't hate you. He just wonders why he's only one living the way he does. Schwartz told Sydney Morning Herald he's shocked more people don't get into the business of trading domain names. Because really, it's a fabulous life. Just ask the King himself.

CNN introduced their own YouTube/America's Funniest Home Videos user-generated content bonanza "iReport" last year to vague acclaim, prominent website placement, and a Sunday afternoon televised roundup. Now they've finally caved and bought the domain names "ireport.com" and "i-report.com" from a squatter who picked them up for $100 in 1997 and unloaded them to CNN for $750,000. All so that the nation may more easily find photos of puppies that look like baby polar bears. [Silicon Alley Insider]