Here are the first five paragraphs (don't worry, they are are short, and wonderful) of today's lead editorial in the New York Daily News, "Beneath contempt: Billionaire Tom Golisano is the worst of a vile crew in the Albany cesspool":

Names an outraged TMZ.com has called alleged cameraman assailant Gary Dourdan so far this morning: "c**ksucker [sic]," "douchebag," and "jerkoff." [TMZ]