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Immaculate Reception: How to Be the Perfect Party Guest

Isaac Oliver · 05/27/15 02:20PM

Some people are great at parties—they know exactly when to arrive, how much to drink, and, most importantly, when to leave. Me, I’ve arrived so early I’ve had to devein shrimp, I’ve laughed wet bursts of wine onto people’s faces, I’ve tucked hosts into bed at evening’s end.