Internet Week New York comes fast. So, here's Alex Blagg teaching us how to come up with killer panel topics in a most unique fashion. Let's just say, there's a blindfold involved. If you want to "Make the Stage," watch this video to get your buzz words going.

You probably don't know Andrea Feczko, but odds are you've seen her YouTube videos, like this Ke$ha one (25 million views!). At The Webutante Ball, Feczko interviewed several "Internet famous" personalities for advice on how to make it happen.

Just in case you haven't had your fill of Internet Week New York-related goodness yet, here's a video from CNN that examines the mysterious trend of techie people who *gasp* like to throw and attend parties, including the Webutante Ball.

Did you ever wonder what went on during Internet Week New York, but weren't around to see for yourself? Well, thanks to this video by NYC Media, anyone can take a peek inside the festivities in all their nerdy glory.

To help spread the word about next week's Social Climbing event, a slew of viral videos featuring familiar faces in the new media scene. This clip features OMGICU's Hugh Dornbush, Foursquare's Naveen Selvadurai, and Chris O'Donnell?!

Didn't make the "Founders Club" mogulfest last night in New York? Just as well; the likes of Rupert Murdoch, Barry Diller and Nick Denton are best "enjoyed" from a safe distance, the next morning, via the Internet.

Last night intrepid Gawker operative Stephen Kosloff went on a mission to the inaugural Internet Week party hosted by YouTube, the Webbys, and the New York Observer. Sounds networky! Anyway, these are his stories.

At a breakfast event to conclude New York's Internet Week this morning, TheStreet.com's Jim Cramer said Valley innovation is all about creating "fancy ways to deliver music and videogames." The obstreperrific stockpicker said videogame makers Take-Two and Activision are tech's two most successful companies, other than Apple and Google — and that's fine, but it's also a sign Silicon Valley won't save us from the economic woes the markets gave a hint of last week. Instead, he predicts the Rust Belt — "Cleveland Valley," Cramer calls it — will. (Cramer joins Miss South Carolina in illustrating the need for better geography education in our schools.) The region, better known as the Cuyahoga River Valley, has had to reposition itself as the home of what Cramer calls "New Tech," building such marvels as "windmills with blades the size of 747 wings." Other highlights from Cramer's characteristically energy-charged talk and photos, below.

Caroline McCarthy made it out alive from the Diggnation "sausage fest" in Brooklyn last night, where fanboys expressed their latent homoerotic desires by mobbing Digg founder Kevin Rose. She proceeded to the Thrillist party, where a more heteronormative mix were "Gettin' Jiggy With It" and indulging in founder Ben Lerer's boom nostalgia for when his dad Ken was an executive during AOL's heyday. [News.com]

Natali Del Conte looking more Fashion Week than Internet Week in a black dress and pearls, speaking at the New York Media Information Exchange Group meetup. Can you suggest a better caption? Do so in the comments. The best one will become the new headline. Yesterday's winner: 26footjasontaylor for "IMPEACH BALLMER. 12 GALAXIES FOR ZEGNOTRONIC ROCKET FUTURE. MSNBC: HARDBALL. MEXELOTRELLIS. HASTERPONIC LESBIANS. VISTA SP1." (Photo by Alexa)