Have no fear, all you 14-year-old virgin boys in California who find it funny to post social-media bios that say that you're "hung like a rhinosaurus [sic]" and that you "get more ass than a toilet seat." As of 2015, you will be legally guaranteed the right to delete that dumb shit before serious people who can influence your future see it!

Google is set to begin a project called Screenwise that will pay some of its users to allow access to their search history. On a sign up page that is not yet active, Google explains:

On Tuesday, Congress and the US Justice Department supposedly asked ISPs to start saving their customers' internet browsing history to facilitate future hypothetical criminal investigations. Before you start to panic, watch this interview.