Did you know that seemingly harmless job listings site and blog network MediaBistro is a tool of the FBI? It's all true. FishbowlLA editor Kate Coe wrote an item about the Clintons' secret CIA plot to destory former POW John McCain. Which led one intrepid blogger to uncover the secrets behind the CIA control of the entirety of MediaBistro and Kate Coe's connection to the political assassinations of artists Theresa Duncan and Jeremy Blake.

A 10-year-old girl is the newest ringleader of the international conspiracy to obliterate any memory of the decimated Black city of New Orleans. She's published a book called "Riding The Storm Out," about "a different side of the hurricane," as her press materials coyly put it. In it, a (clearly white) dolphin raised in captivity is forced to live in the wild when Katrina shoves it off to the Superdome the open ocean. Also the book does not discuss how dolphins are gang-rapists. The book has received—connect the dots!— a letter of commendation from George W. Bush. The real-life dolphins on which the book are based now live in the Bahamas, with Anna Nicole's real baby, not the fake one you see on the T.V.