It's been a little over a month since Insane Clown Posse, the Detroit-based horrorcore duo who've built a multi-platinum career out of rapping about butts, nuts, and sluts, publicly declared their intention to sue the Federal Bureau of Investigation for labeling their fans a "loosely-organized hybrid gang." Today, they began that bomb-ass super-fresh wig-flippin' process.

Picture this: Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse sitting in a theater lecherously reviewing Carly Rae Jepsen's music video for "Call Me Maybe" MST3K-meets-Beavis-and-Butt-head-style while Pop-Up Video bubbles let them know Carly is old enough to legally lust over.

Woop woop! That's right, ninjas — it's that time of the year again! Five full days of freshness, Faygo, and frivolous fucking: The 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos is upon us like a psychopathic circus tent.

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Last month in Illinois, the annual four day Gathering of the Juggalos turned ugly, with Tila Tequila getting pelted with rocks, beer and shit. But there's much more to the Gathering than attacks on microcelebrities, as the Village Voice discovers.

The band gave Tila "fair warning" of her impending juggalo assault. Laurence Fishburne disowns his porn star daughter. Halle Berry would rather go naked. Tuesday gossip hedges its bets.

Rapper Method Man was hit with a "full beer can" at this weekend's Gathering of the Juggalos, becoming the second artist to be assaulted by fans of rap group Insane Clown Posse after Tila Tequila, who was "pelted with feces."

People outside of the Midwest may not know what a Juggalo is. Trust us, they are amazing creatures. But was microcelebrity Tila Tequila really attacked at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois with piss, shit and bricks last night?

"A notorious American youth gang... has hit Sydney," writes Australian tabloid The Daily Telegraph. Is it the Bloods? The Crips? The Latin Kings? No, it's the fearsome Midwestern clowns the Juggalos, obsessive fans of face-painted rappers Insane Clown Posse.

Do you know Violent JJ? Well, he's the five-year-old son of Insane Clown Posse member Violent J, and he has a new—and violent, natch—music video out for his song, "Bad Bad Man." Inside, the decline of America's youth.

While the Insane Clown Posse are probably best known for their brand of horrorcore style rap lyrics and minuscule stints in the pro-wrestling circuit, they've recently shown off their softer, more spiritual side with their video for their single "Miracles."

Ignoring the history of scientific observation, ICP's "Miracles" asks the tough questions ("fuckin' magnets: how do they work?"), and investigates every order of natural phenomena, from rainbows to DNA, chocking it all up to magic. There's no denying Juggalogic!

Wondering why Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, the clown-faced gentlemen who comprise "The Insane Clown Posse" are rapping about "miracles" like the Niagara falls, pyramids, and "fuckin' magnets" in their odd, internet-famous new video? Wonder no more!

Martin Bashir of Nightline has a few earnest questions for the Insane Clown Posse. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope struggle to explain to him the nature of the Juggalo.

Seriously people, Juggalos haven't gotten the recognition they deserve. They're like Libertarians but with more face paint, f-bombs, and threats of rape. Thanks to Juggalo news, we finally have a new juggavoice in the 24-hour news landscape.

Fittingly, the premiere for this movie was in Detroit, where they have absolutely nothing to look forward to other than the complete and total collapse of their infrastructure and this. Mensa members Juggalos (fans of Horrorcore, or in layman's terms—the worst music ever to grace this planet, including Reggaeton sung by fat children), braved the frigid temperatures to see the movie. One person drove from freaking Kentucky to go to the premiere.