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Man Cut Out of Toddler Swing After Nine-Hour Playground Nightmare

Seth Abramovitch · 10/25/11 12:17AM

"Because it was there." No four words have done more to inspire the incredibly stupid to achieve ever-dumber heights. For one such man, a 21-year-old from Vallejo, California, "it" in this case referred to the infant bucket swing that hung tauntingly in Blue Rock Springs Park.