[Katy Perry and her anonymous fashion gay have some fun with a Karl Lagerfeld printed bag before attending the Yves Saint Laurent show in Paris yesterday. Image via INF]

[Anna Wintour solidifies her plan to take over the world and finally rid herself of those pesky Joes at the Balenciaga show in Paris today. Image via INF]

[Tom Cruise spots the return of his alien lord Xenu while staring up into the vanilla sky. Image via INF]

[The Jon Gosselin Mid-Life Crisis Action Figure comes complete with dangling cigarette, trashtastic helmet, and kung fu grip—Please Think I'm Cool Four Wheeler sold separately. Image via INF]

[Amy Winehouse is spitting mad as she rages around North London yesterday. Image via INF]

[Paula Abdul attacks New York with her crazy martial arts moves yesterday. Image via INF]

[Michael Cera exits a minivan at the Toronto International Film Festival yesterday. Image via INF]

[Pete Wentz hides under a gold Destro mask and carries a fake doctor's note in L.A. yesterday. Image via INF]

[Jessica Biel uses gifts to try to erase the ghosts of turkeys past on the set of her upcoming movie Valentine's Day. Image via INF]

[David Hasselhoff carries a gift down the street on his way to his daughter's birthday party in L.A. yesterday. Image via INF]

Poor Kari Ann Peniche. Her naked romp with Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart has only been around since Monday and people are already forgetting her. First up, Dane's co-star Justin Chambers. Next, the world.

[Jack Nicholson on vacation with his kids in France. Image via INF]

INF photogs snapped these candid pictures of Michelle Obama and daughter Malia leaving Top Chef Spike's burger joint in DC. Breaking: there are paparazzi in DC!

OK! magazine wanted to drum up sales with this cover about Jessica Simpson's weight loss. When Us Weekly ran the same basic cover, it was their best-selling cover of 2007 — the same year, incidentally, OK! found Jessica's "new" body.

This is it! My last Gawker dance. And, in the immortal words of Denise Huxtable, I.. I... I don't know what to say. So I'll leave the goodbyes up to an old friend, dearest socialite Tinsley Mortimer, my original muse.

[Katy Perry shows off a fake Josh Grobin tattoo after getting a real tattoo on her ankle in New York; image via INF]

[T.R. Knight with BFF Katherine Heigl and BF Mark Cornelson in LA; image via INF]

[That's my funny caption. Deal with it. The annoying singer is annoying on the "Today" show; image via INF]

[Somehow, Tara Reid still has money to go to Saint Tropez; image via INF]

[Katie Holmes filming a movie in Australia; image via INF]