[Victoria Beckham spends a day at the beach with her sons in Malibu; image via INF]

[J-WOWW Jersey, who married into the kingdom of Hobo Ken, arrives in her ancestral homeland of Long Island; image via INF]

[Maggie Gyllenhaal leaves a "medical building" in Los Angeles yesterday; image via INF]

[Anne Hathaway blocked by a purse at Paris fashion week; image via INF]

[A creature identified as Jessica Alba hangs out in Park City. You know who else was there? Stephanie Pratt. Why on Earth is Stephanie Pratt at Sundance? Image via INF]

[Lady Gaga arrives at Radio City Music Hall for a performance last night; image via INF]

[Uma Thurman snuggling up to a man who is, apparently, her ex-fiance. New York. Image via INF]

[Mischa Barton and Mariska Hargitay filming 'Law & Order: SVU'; image via INF]

[Pop mu$ic arti$t Ke$ha ($till not $ure what the deal i$ with her) goe$ $hopping in $oho; image via INF]

[Johnny Depp attending a film festival in Belgrade; image via INF]

[Former Christian rock singer Katheryn Perry wears an expressive T-shirt in Los Angeles; image via INF]

[John Mayer looks at something strangely in London; image via INF]

[Gossip Girl stars Jenny Momsen and Nate Crawford filming in New York today; image via INF]

Blogging her poops. Deflating Scarlet Johansson. And now, apparently, taking blog bribes that are federal crimes for the rest of us. These are but a few of Gwyneth Paltrow's transgressions, and the FTC will continue to let them happen.

[Brad and Angelina (we don't need their last names at this point, right?) leave a New York City restaurant last night and are assaulted by light and noise; image via INF]

[Snooki 'Snooks' Snickers, of 'Jersey Shore' fame, holds a bag emblazoned with the name of an obvious inspiration; image via INF]

Paparazzi pictures of 300 stud Gerard Butler looking all fat in Barbados have everyone in a tizzy. Finally it seems male celebrities will be held to the same impossible body standards as their female counterparts. Thank God.

[Until he's elected to another office—any office—Rudy is reintroducing the bums to Times Square, starting with Brad Pitt, who was on 42nd Street yesterday taking the kids to Dave and Busters. Image via INF]

[It looks like Robert Pattinson and his sister are playing a game of kidnap rather than taking a nice stroll in London yesterday. Image via INF]

[Sienna Miller and Jude Law continue to rekindle their scandalous romance on a boating excursion with Law's kids in the Caribbean yesterday. Image via INF]