New beginnings can be heartbreaking: John Mayer's new breakup song sounds ridiculous and transparent, but Paris Hilton's brother's new life plan is even worse. Way worse.

[Lonely and miserable Jennifer Aniston films her new movie 'The Baster,' about a lonely and miserable woman getting herself pregnant, in New York today; image via INF]

Photos of Gossip Girl filming around New York are everywhere. I can't post all of them, obviously, but here are some of my (mostly Lily-centric) favorites. What do they reveal about upcoming episodes? Not much.

[Britney Spears performing on her tour in Washington DC; image via INF]

[Harvey Weinstein leaving the Waverly Inn with "Gossip Girl" stars Blake Lively and Penn Badgley; image via INF]

Courtenay Semel is ready to stop lighting her girlfriends' hair on fire, or at least regain access to the trust fund her father, former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, locked her out of.

[Victoria Beckham on her way to meet Katie Holmes for dinner at Nobu; image via INF]

[Lily Allen throws a water bottle at a paparazzo, after his car hit hers in London; image via INF]

Stalker email, five minutes ago: "In case anyone cares...Whitney Port is at Tenjune right now." Is she drunk?

Well, things sure came together for Nadya Suleman today: Octo-Mom suddenly has a big house for her 14 kids, around-the-clock child care valued at $135,000-per-month and she gets to keep her reality show.

[Film actress Angelina Jolie with her body double on the set of the motion picture "Salt" in Washington, District of Columbia today; image via INF]

Mickey Rourke had dinner at Nello last night. Probably hoping to evade paparazzi, the actor apparently threw on everything in the coat-check room before leaving.

[Angelica Growly filming her new movie 'Salt' in our nation's capital today; image via INF]

[Liev Schreiber and wife wedding-banded domestic partner Naomi Watts in the South Of Houston section of Manhattan Island today; image via INF]

["Gossip Girl" star Ed Westwick films a scene in New York City today; image via INF, click for larger]

[That's what everyone thinks, because looks at the model's big fat stomach! She told New York magazine recently that she just gained some weight. So who knows. Image via INF]

[Alec Baldwin at JFK airport yesterday; image via INF]

[Tina Fey at JFK after flying in from Los Angeles; image via INF]

[Socialite and my close personal friend (in my imagination) Tinsley Mortimer sporting a new (to me) 'do at Fashion Week; image via INF]

[Victoria Beckham leaving an Armani party in New York; image via INF]