A Texas man attached a picture of his penis (or, rather, 'a' penis) to his job application. The man has been ticketed for "obscene display or distribution" and is still, presumably, looking for a job.

We naturally assumed that the United States of America took a backseat to no one when it comes to sexualizing our children at inappropriately young ages for the sake of commerce. Turns out, no: the UK is even pervier.