Welcome to Thatz Not Okay, a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Please send your questions (max: 200 words) to caity@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not Okay."

My potentially single imaginary boyfriend Prince Harry is coming to NYC this afternoon for a few days. His itinerary: visit the Intrepid, watch the Mets, race in Central Park, and attend a polo match on Sunday. Let the stalking begin!