Believe it or not, there are people in the world so miserly of spirit that they refuse to believe that Paris Hilton's jailhouse conversion from tabloid monster that drew its superhuman, fame-whoring strength from the flickering light of paparazzi flashbulbs to a God-fearing, puppy cuddling, cancer-kid-hair-tousling saint may be less than genuine. Today's Page Six examines the theory that the sudden dearth of video footage of Hilton being dragged from her ankles from Hyde's back door and deposited in the trunk of a waiting Bentley is due to Sitrick & Company coming into her life, the crisis management firm she's retained to scrub up her post-Lynwood image: