This is an actual picture from a bookstore in Singapore, sent in by a friend of ours. And no, we didn't crop it to add the "F Skills" truncation (bonus irony!).

Barack Obama, President of SEX. Where do various wingnut moralist pundits stand on this blatant exhibitionism? [Pic: Getty. Click to enlarge, for titillation.]

[This was an unexpected surprise this morning. Nothing makes finding a cab on New Year's Eve more fun than a nice fresh layer of slush. Have fun kids! Pic via Ho0n's Flickr.]

[A covered man ogling barely dressed women at the FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup. It's like the past, present, and the future having a sexy threeway before our very eyes. Image via Getty via Jezebel.]

Fast Company visualizes "The Biggest Stories of Our Time." Here, a graph of media mentions for panic-inducing stories like disease and the Y2K bug. See them all at Fast Company.

New York's former top cop languishes in jail, but you can revisit the highlights of his life and some private moments on his voluminous Flickr page, which for some reason exists. That's Kerik doing martial arts in Korea in 1975.

The White House has released the official Obama family portrait, which was taken by Annie Leibovitz. What do you think that gig pays?

The Westchester County jail housing Bernard Kerik—after a federal judge revoked his bail yesterday for allegedly plotting to leak sealed information about his case to the Washington Times—has released his mug shot.

A farmer sprays milk on police forces during a protest against falling milk prices outside the European Union headquarters yesterday Brussels. [Via Cryptome; Photo by Georges Gobet, AFP/Getty Images.]

"Mustache Day at the New York Times' media pod." We've done a little digging and we're now prepared to say that some of these "mustaches" are, in fact, fakes. Clark Hoyt will get to the bottom of this. [David Carr]

Celebrating Yankee hero Derek Jeter's record-breaking hit last Friday in the family suite: His parents, sister, girlfriend, and...Fox & Friends blondebot Gretchen Carlson. She's married to Jeter's agent. God. Lou Gehrig is crying, from heaven. [Click to enlarge. Thanks, W!]

[An Venn diagram that shows the intersections of men and animals that create myth and legend. This still does not explain the Montauk Monster. Image via Flickr via Kottke]

Steven Baldoni, a hair stylist from Paris, sunbathes in the oppressive heat yesterday in Bryant Park. [AP/Bebeto Matthews]

An unnamed model wears designs by Jayson Brunsdon on the catwalk during the Sydney Fashion Festival 2009 Gala Opening in Sydney, Australia. [Getty/Lucas Dawson]

Justine Bennett performs last night at the Open A.I.R. Concert Series on the roof of the Atlas building on West 38th St. [Rob Loud/Getty]

The Sydney Opera House is lit up in blue for "Jeans For Genes" day, an inititive by the Children's Medical Research Institute to raise money for kids with genetic abnormalities. [Brendon Thorne/Getty Images]

Karen O and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs perform in front of a very large, watchful blue eye during the rain-soaked All Points West music festival in Jersey City over the weekend. [AP/Jason DeCrow]

This blurry photo was purportedly taken in the dark heart of Wall Street this morning. As you can see, it clearly shows... uh...

Crowds gathered in New York's Union Square last night to mark the religiously important 40th day since the death of Neda Agha Soltan in Iran. [Photo by Getty/Spencer Platt]

Doesn't the set at left, used for a retired person "Town Hall"-style meeting, look a bit like the set for the exhaustively sleazy Jerry Springer Show? Old people watch a lot of TV, so it was probably a comfort.