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Breaking My 'The Hills' Vaginity

Emily Gould · 09/18/07 03:20PM

"Reaching... for something in the distance... so close you can almost taste it... Release your inhibitions, feel the rain on your skin..." As I listened to my former coworker Doree's boyfriend sing along to "The Hills" theme song last night—serious, he's straight!—, I understood that I was in for a television experience like no other. That's right: last night was the first time I have ever watched an episode of the MTV scripted reality series 'The Hills!' How?