The internet booming with all of these people doing riffs on the Shit Girls Say video that went viral. I thought long and hard about some real advice for all of you out there thinking about making one to add to the conversation.

Hey, Gawker! Haven't been around these parts in a while. Nice digs! Actually...nice traffic. Man, last time I posted here I ripped on Remy Stern and something called "Media Bistro." Anyway, young Foster popped over to Deadspin for a second.