On yesterday's Report, Stephen Colbert aired the first "My Fair Colbert: Stephen Colbert's Crown Jewels" segment, during which he ruined an afternoon tea session with royal biographer Hugo Vickers. Tonight, Colbert ruined a run-through of the proper etiquette for meeting the queen.

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert debuted a new series—"My Fair Colbert: Stephen Colbert's Crown Jewels"—in which he attempted to become more British ahead of the royal wedding. Up first: Colbert had high afternoon tea with British royal biographer Hugo Vickers—and by "had," I mean "ruined."