Texas is the home of the banally ubiquitous "go big or go home" slogan, and now it's home to the most gigantic baby we've ever heard about.

That seems to be the case, anyway, according to a new television show cancellation. Also today: The fourth Bourne movie finds a director, so too does The Hobbit (maybe), and lots and lots of Entourage jokes.

The inaugural season of Huge concluded last night with its two-part finale. Though the show has yet to be picked up for a second season, it undoubtedly deserves a spot on ABC Family's line up next year.

When people get fit it causes "permanent structural changes in the muscle," which makes them "remember" this strength. So, get strong now, slack off for 50 years, then work out right before you die. Your corpse will be jacked.

Last night on Huge, the campers celebrated Chloe's birthday in the woods with stolen booze and a game of Truth or Dare. Watch as the celebration turns sour when Piznarski is dared to kiss a boy and he chooses Alistair.

Last night's episode of Huge culminated in the dreaded first weigh-in at Camp Victory. In this clip, watch the campers endure an emotional roller coaster when each finally steps on the scale.

Last night on Huge, the campers ventured into the woods on a "Spirit Quest," during which Alistair, the effeminate social pariah, and Trent, the camp's heartthrob jock, share a touching moment under the stars. Video inside.

Last night on Huge, the camp held its big talent show, and like all things camp related, it was awkward and cringe-worthy. Video inside.

ABC Family's latest offering is Huge, a comedy about a "rough around the edges" teen that's begrudgingly sent away to Fat Camp for the summer. The first two minutes of the show treat us to a strip-tease by Nikki Blonsky.

The iPhone sold 270,000 units on its debut weekend in 2007. Analysts at Piper Jaffray now say the iPad may have reached 700,000 — almost twice even the most generous pre-launch estimates — since it launched yesterday. [Bloomberg]