A body pulled out of the Hudson River on Saturday has been identified as that of Vincent Viafore, the New York Times reports. Prosecutors allege that Viafore, who drowned after his kayak capsized on April 19, was killed by his fiancée Angelika Graswald.

A bride-to-be and her fiancé's best man are missing and presumed dead after their boat crashed into a barge near the Tappan Zee Bridge last night. Four others, including the groom, 35-year-old Brian Bond, survived and are in the hospital with severe injuries.

In case you needed to be told again, DO NOT SWIM IN THE HUDSON RIVER. DO NOT EAT THINGS YOU FIND IN THE HUDSON RIVER. If you can afford a jetski, take it to somewhere other than the Hudson River. The Hudson River is filled with raw sewage and is teeming with antibiotic-resistant bacteria.

Hey, look at that, the Hudson River is running red. According to so-called scientists, this is just red clay from upstate that was washed into the river by Hurricane Irene. Or demon blood. Could definitely be demon blood.

City workers, joined by hired helpers from Ohio, have successfully fixed the North River Wastewater Treatment Plant, thereby stopping the flow of raw sewage that was poopifying New York's Hudson and Harlem Rivers. You can swim now. [Image via Flickr]

Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, 59, who successfully landed a plane in the Hudson, is hanging up his pilot's wings. Guess you don't need a paycheck when you have all that book money and a movie contract!

[Angelina Jolie rats out a crew member for daring to eat KFC on the set of her upcoming movie Salt, which filmed on the Hudson River today. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Doug Liman, the notoriously dickish director of The Bourne Identity, rescued three people from drowning after a boat accident in the Hudson River on Wednesday while tooling around in his sailboat.