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How To Torment Telemarketers With One Word
Elizabeth Bolduc · 02/11/10 11:00AMEven after the Do Not Call List, they still get through! Listen to how to get them to hang up faster while still remaining pleasant.
How To Make a Creative Valentine
David Matthews · 02/10/10 11:00AMIf you've got a somebody, or you've decided to tell your crush how you really feel in an uninspired manner, Valentines are a must. Personalized calendars and inappropriate poker puns await!
How To Make a Secret Compartment in Your Wall
David Matthews · 02/09/10 11:00AMAre you an aspiring thief? An aspiring eccentric millionaire? An aspiring gun owner that can't afford a safe? If so, you should watch this video. Additionally, the use of "stud" as a construction term will always be funny.
How To Fold a Shirt in Two Seconds
Arianna Reiche · 02/08/10 11:00AMThis bit of ninja retail magic has become internet legend. It's a great tip for travelling, moving, or trying to impress that special someone (who suffers from crippling OCD).
How To Eat and Restore a Dollar Bill
David Matthews · 02/05/10 11:00AMOh, Magic, the 7th most popular way to impress someone. Learn how to eat a dollar bill and then restore it to its previous condition. Warning: It'll cost you a buck.
How To Use Your Cell Phone as Your Wing Man
David Matthews · 02/04/10 11:00AMOriginally titled How To Trick Women with Technology this video lays out a detailed way to shadily get a woman's phone number and a way to flagrantly misuse a labrador puppy.
How to Lie Your Way Into a Lady Gaga Endorsement
Hamilton Nolan · 02/03/10 11:35AMHow To Use a Chef's Knife
Zach Mack · 02/03/10 11:00AMShows like Top Chef and No Reservations are some of the most popular shows amongst my friends these days, but chances are Padma and Tony have you thinking you're Mario Batali when you're still cooking at a Chef Boyardee level.
How To Be a Popstar
Daniel Barnum-Swett · 02/02/10 11:00AMSick of your boring everyday tween life? Ready to trade your privacy and dignity and junior high dramas for international superstardom and an army of blindly adoring fans? Let Bella Dancerella guide you on the path to pop enlightenment.
How to Make Fun of Twentysomethings
Hamilton Nolan · 02/01/10 04:49PMHow To Do an Ollie
David Matthews · 02/01/10 11:00AMHey, you, put down that Tech Deck fingerboard and throw on your Jncos! After watching watch this video, you'll be surfing the pavement and doing Christ Airs in no time.
The Secrets of Social Networking
Daniel Barnum-Swett · 01/29/10 04:10PMLet this 3-D rendered web wiz teach you all the things you never knew you never knew about the internet and social networking, while his sultry mechanized voice pronounces its jargon and irrepressible superiority unto your unworthy ears.
How to Get on Blocked Websites at Work
Zach Mack · 01/29/10 11:00AMIf you're reading this post at home because your boss hates Gawker, this video is just what you need to reclaim the ability to waste time on the clock.
How To Escape a Car Sinking in Deep Water
David Matthews · 01/28/10 11:00AMCrashing your car into a body of water might look cool in a movie, but it's no laughing matter. If you ever find yourself in a car rapidly filling with icy water, you'll know what to do.
How to Order a $5 Footlong like a Superhero
Florabel Mulvaney · 01/27/10 11:00AMThis Subway tutorial is just one of many offerings from "How To, Batman!" unleashed on YouTube a few weeks ago. And... we're sold. Here, learn how to get the most bang for your gallant buck -plus!- bonus soda round.
How to Get Rid of a Hickey
Zach Mack · 01/26/10 11:00AMThe idea of getting a hickey after the age of 17 seems ridiculous, but as many drunken nights on the Lower East Side have proven, it still happens more than you care to admit. Lose the bruise with these tips.
How To Become a Tabloid Reporter
David Matthews · 01/25/10 11:00AMJournalism has long been romanticized in America, from All the President's Men to I Love Trouble. But it's not all secret informants and gruff Nick Nolte bon mots; often it is salacious gossip about celebrities.
How To To Get Him to Call You
David Matthews · 01/22/10 11:00AMLadies, is your main squeeze not exposing you to his adenoidal voice over the phone enough? Use these tips to get him to turn off the XBox and actually give you a ring.
How to Remove An Arrow From Your Body, the MANswers Way
Rachel Simpson · 01/21/10 02:04PMLast night's MANswers explains a lot of things, the least repulsive of which is what to do if you're shot by an arrow. Lie back and let Spike TV save your life.