Folks, get ready for the latest assault on our freedoms by the Barack Uday Qusay Hussein Osama bin Bummer O’Ghazi Libtards for American Communism Administration: they want to take away our hoverboards.
Wiz Khalifa apparently fell off a hoverboard and into some handcuffs with a little help from five LAX customs agents Sunday. “Stop resisting,” the scrum of officers warn the rapper, who, to his credit, does not appear to be resisting.
The internet was weird this week. Mostly in a good way. But also in a bullshitty way.
Remember those hoverboards that were almost certainly fake? Well, they're fake.
Today a swarm of celebrities came together in a Back to the Future-themed ad campaign for a real-life hoverboard. Just 30 years after the movie that made us fall in love with flying skateboards, they're here! ... Except they're not.
Michael J. Fox was on Good Morning America imparting some of the lessons he learned through his role in Back To The Future. Crushing everyone's childhood dreams, he let the world know that hover-boards do not actually exist.
