This morning, the Today Fourth Hour crew tackled the Rex Ryan foot fetish story (only two days later). Ace reporter Hoda Kotb used the incident to blow the lid off the hidden camera incident. So what if they're unconnected?

Actually, we were too busy watching fish eat hippo dung on Life last night to be bothered. But fearless fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern tried to crash her way into the festivities. Here is her tale.